+299 If God had an iPod, he would probably mostly have gospel music, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG! THE ANTHONY

by Anonymous 13 years ago

will never comment on your posts again if you spaz out like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, God would have Techno.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God would have some crazy mix of every legit genre in the world that sounded amazing to everybody, was obscure enough for hipsters, popular enough for mindless followers, hardcore, soft, edgy, mind altering, thought provoking, catchy, and authentic in every way. Also an infinite GB iPod. Lucky.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God has some of the best musicians of all time with him, why would he need an iPod?

by Anonymous 13 years ago