+299 If Canada is America's hat, and Mexico is its underwear, where is the rest of America's clothes? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

America is too good for clothes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We're to sexy for our shirts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmfao. Agreed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But you're too dumb to know how to spell "too".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe it's a stripper

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i thought mexico looked more like a beard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NAKED TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....heeerrrrrrmione.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In WalMart.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, Americas clothes are on the floor of a strippers bedroom, surrounded by beer cans and empty bottles of vodka, smelling of crack and shame.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Were like the playboy mansion of the world

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What more do you need?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dry cleaning in China.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

America is a PARTY COUNTRY! That’s proof right there. Heck yes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well there's that new jersey America just bought to wear

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah.. I always thought mexico was americas beard not its underwear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is it wrong the first image that came to my mind when reading this was a fat old texan with a coyboy hat, y-fronts and a hairy chest?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

xD yes, yes it is...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's the right to bare arms guys. Come on. If America is going to wear a tank top then why wear a top at all?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We're the naked cowboy from Times Square, who just wears his cowboy hat and underwear and entertains everyone else with his absurdity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

America doesn't wear underwear. Have you even seen florida?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We did a cannon ball in the oceans and all our clothes came off. Now they're floating around.

by Anonymous 13 years ago