+517 The YouTube Decrees of Commenting I. Thou shall not make retarded Bieber jokes II. Thou shall not comment on the dislike bar III. Thou shall not combine the first two decrees, EVER IV. Thou shall stay on subject when commenting V. Thou shall not beg like a bitch for thumbs-up, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA. So true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoa...I was just thinking about number five this morning...weird. Bahaha, love number three. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The amount of NW's is the size of Justin Bieber's penis in millimeters!!!! Thumbs up to spread the hate!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thumbs down for this. GO AND CHECK HIS ACTUAL CROTCH BEFORE SAYING THIS! I DARE YOU!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Amen :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i fucking hate when people come up with cheesy metaphors for the number of dislikes in relation to a joke in the vid. "477 ppl have no asshole."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just saw this commented on 3 different video's on youtube, but it's SO true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

328 have no soul! This is way better than Justin Bieber! I raped the replay button! THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This should be on the actual terms of service :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"72 people are Justin Bieber fans! Thumbs up if you agree!" Wow, absolutely riveting comment. What powerful insight. On second thought, please shut the fuck up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree Abbey, you are epic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Youtube Decrees of Commenting- I. Thou shall not make retarded ass Bieber jokes II. Thou shall not comment on the dislike bar III. Thou shall not combine the first two decrees,EVER IV. Thou shall stay on subject when commenting V. Thou shall not beg like a bitch for thumbs-up VI. Thou shall not insert soviet Russia jokes VII. Thou shall not spread the decrees, or face a lifetime of justin bieber spam comments and male enhancement ads and propaganda

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I. Thou shall not make retarded Bieber jokes IV. Thou shall stay on subject when commenting V. Thou shall not beg like a bitch for thumbs-up ^_______________ NOW those are the things that MUST BE STRICTLY IMPLEMENTED IN YOUTUBE! Law I is a BIG MUST!

by Anonymous 13 years ago