+456 You have awkward little jokes or inside stuff with some of your family members that you wouldn't want your friends to see or hear, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....and vise versa.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You took the words right off of my keyboard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have one where my parents call me "A stinky walrus" when I want something because one day I had a dream that I wanted my parents to drive me to dance class and they called me a stinky walrus and made me walk. Then I realized dance class was cancelled and I had to walk back. My friends do this too...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow! You just made my day, thank you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

c: You're welcome. I'm glad you like my weird imagination.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My aunt was cutting a birthday cake once and the only slice left had both chocolate and white icing, so she asked who wanted the "biracial cake".

by Anonymous 12 years ago