+399 A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A rhinoceros in the hand is worth one big ass medical bill, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOU SUCK

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wanted that damn post! I'm so jealous!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Congratulations. c:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought this was going to be something about the North American House Hippo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A boy in my brother's scout troop got pissed on by a rhino during a zoo trip once (a dad works at the local one).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol awesome!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've gotten pissed on by a frog. He then proceeded to try and lick it off.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kinky hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm trying to decide if that's epic or disgusting, lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

However, a rhino in the bush....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL, this is only homepaged because of the post number.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, they're called milestones. Any post that's a milestone always gets tons of attention, and its an assured homepage post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gratz bro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Danka! I stayed up trying to get this thing for sooo long.

by Anonymous 13 years ago