Stop saying "That's why God invented (insert technology here)." No matter how many times you swear it, God did not invent the telephone. That was Bell. Amirite?

And what a great invention it was....

Right on!

But God created Bell. Just saying.

The inventor of the telephone is from my hometown. just saying.

But god invented the people

Bell's parents created Bell. Their parents created them. There's no proof of anything different =P

Screw you, learn to take a joke.