Girls get more pleasure during sex. Your evidence? Stick your finger in your ear and wiggle it around when you get an itch. Your ear gets the pleasure, your finger's just doing its job, amirite?

This is so clever <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, it's not. They chose a special analogy that takes side of exactly their point. During sex, the ear isn't the only one that is itching.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Learn to appreciate humor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, my bad, I took this seriously. Nevermind then, appreciate your silly little idiotic joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not idiotic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, as long as it's wrong - it's idiotic. Not only is it that, but it's convinced many of you that is is, in fact, correct.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You need to calm down. It's funny. Appreciate it and the genius who created it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Lol, [simple explanation here]" =/= angry. People need to stop using "you need to calm down, it's a joke" when people disagree with the joke. You needn't be angry just to disagree with one; there are plenty of stupid jokes I don't like, and explaining why I don't like them isn't anger. Besides, if a joke has a strongly opposing side that has a reasonable explanation, the author of the joke is definitely not genius.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH YOU DID NOT JUST DISS MAH BOY CONOR Y'know what, bitch? Go back to Abercrombie & Fitch Or catch a goddamn Snitch Don't be mad cause you ain't rich Try scratching me as an itch You won't be able to do it So back up and sit Or throw a fucking fit But this poem will get you a diss Go back to the kitchen, miss FUCK OFF.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh man, you definitely win that argument there. You're completely right and the joke is flawless now. You and your beloved OP are both idiots, and the joke isn't good enough for such an argument. The analogy here is like saying "Math is more useful in life than English. Want to check? Try to calculate the average population in the world without using numbers." Completely idiotic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

>:| YOU DO NOT MESS WITH MY BOY CONOR.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh go fuck your dearest Conor then, and don't waste my time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're wasting your own time. I can go on all day. And actually, I have. He's probably better (and longer) than you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh jeez, you're just full of these hurtful insults aren't you? I'm utterly anguished by your variety of clever come-backs. Post is wrong, end of story. I'm done with this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mmkay, see ya. Post is right, though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't drag me into this, faggot. Just because you're sitting there getting mad doesn't give you a right to claim that me and my lover should go have sex, okay?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol u mad bro?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My hand started charging.. Its very sad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OK, I know this is a joke, but if you don't have an itch in your ear it's not fun for anyone. Or is that why girls have sex? Because they're a really deep itch in there?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Metaphorically, yes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls can't understand that this isn't true AT ALL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Try sticking your finger in your mouth, the finger gets more pleasure than your mouth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How so?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What I learned from this post: Ears=Vaginas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I freaking laughed out loud when I read your comment. XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This logic is impeccable.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post makes my ear itch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if this were really true 70% of girls could get the itching to stop :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pretty sure penis' have more nerve endings than a finger...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If girls get all the pleasure... then why do they have to fake it so much? ;) Haha. This is a pretty good joke. I like it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think this post is from someone who despises condoms.. hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is only true because women can get multiple orgasms while men cannot. Unless you want to get technical with tantric-ing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post caused way more discussion then it should have.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If something's itching down there, then there might be a more serious issue at hand.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When masterbating your girl, stick your finger in one ear AND your tongue in her other during and she will EXPLODE. Trust me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago