Sir/madam, I regret to inform you that you have assumed an incorrct standing on the matter. Silence your mutterings, you flamboyant homosexual.
Yours, et cetera, John T. Smith.
Mr. Smith, I regret to inform you that if you do not cease your insubordinate instigations pertaining to my standing on this matter, I shall have no other recourse but to insert my foot into your anal cavity and then partake in sexual intercourse with your mother.
Sincerecly, Fanatic B. Fastington IV
Mr. Fastington, if you do not back down, I will force you back down the toilet up from which you have obviously crawled, as any being that would take a standpoint contrary to my correct standpoint most likely has both a brain and body comprised almost entirely of feces.
Best regards, Jonathan Tyler Smith.
Salutations once again, Mr. Smith. I will allow you just one more opportunity to concede and admit that your stance is absolute poppycock. If you choose to slight this warning, I will have to put aside my commiserations and let the back of my hand cascade across thy cheek in a most painful and humiliating manner. I shall then unfasten my trousers and shower your face with excriment. That will most undoubtedly give you your comeuppance.
Confidently Yours, Lord Fastington
You wish to have me capitulate but , your wants be damned. I will not allow myself to stand idly by while one so ignorant as yourself takes such an assanine stand for your blatantly incorrect assumptions. Accept the favor I am giving you, which is guiding you from the bleak abyss of ignorance, and pass it on to other persons of ignorance. Do not dam the stream of knowledge to those further along it's banks, allow it to flow freely past.
Yours, sincerely Brigader General Johnathan Tyler Smith (deceased)
@823531 (John_Smith): I shall not succumb to the tomfoolery that you so staunchly profess to be true, as it is THOU who hast been uncontritley preaching falsehoods from thy lips to a motley crowd of ignoramuses! Only one so blind as you could fail to see the unshakable truth that is my position. Even your wench of a mother has partaken in my intractable philosophy as opposed to your inexcusable fallacies. I henceforth admonish your disreputable behaviour and urge you to retract your previous disreputable statements and submit to the rational ideology that is of my conception.
Ta ta for now, Madam Liverpool Vandalconch, undersecretary and correspondance scribe to his holiness, Darth Emperor Pope Ebaneezer XXXIII Esquire
It's because everyone here tries to act the smartest, and they know that if they don't provide a good argument, then people will automatically classify them as 'stupid'.
ur wrong Shut the fuck up u fuking faggot!!1!1!!11!11!
meh your right it sounds stupid.
You have stolen my answer! I challenge you to a battle of wits!
Accurate information indeed.
i no im so much fukin smarter then that i no it shud be 'youre wrong' not 'ur wrong' haha fukin faggots
No ur wrong Shut the fuck up u fuking faggot!!!1!1!!11!1!
Yes, and it's a lot better than reading about some 13-year-old girl's lame parents; study habits; and cheap, storebought philosophies.
Oh, and their periods.
When it gets out of hand like that... you can probably find a very humorous comment of Anthony telling him/her off. It's pretty funny actually. But this post is actually very true. Some of the worst i've seen on this site is stuff about MLIA.