+309 It would be awesome if Santa was a real person. Then we would never have to lie to little kids, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HE ISN'T REAL!???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I wouldn't want a fat old man coming down my chimney with presents to give to my children, but the worst part would be when he EATS MY DAMN COOKIES D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I kidds :>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never understood the santa lie...because why tell your child a fictional fat man sneaks into your house when you can just say all the presents are from your family. Which they are :P it never made sense to me. Maybe because my parents never let me believe in it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But he is real...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh I know I have not been lied to! SANTA IS REAL don't tell me otherwise.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Was I the only one who read Santa as Satan?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Santa's not real?.......

by Anonymous 13 years ago