+291 Why Is it there are directions on shampoo bottles and on tooth paste, but not on Kleenex box's, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think it might be because there are multiple uses for tissues, but not so much for shampoo or toothpaste.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, the former two could be toxic if used improperly. And even though we all know that tissues are a dangerous, lethal threat to civilization as we know it, most people know how to use them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not cool man. I swallowed a tissue once. Now look at me! wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

EEUGH!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're jaundiced with shifty, huge eyes. Or you're the blonde girl, but I prefer to think of you as the wary one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's my cross to bare.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

bear*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*bair

by Anonymous 12 years ago

baer*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's my uncle Billy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wanna give it a hug.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know. I can bear-ly stand how cute he is.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

he isn't as grizzly as he seems I bet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Baire

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Beir*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Bayer BOOM

by Anonymous 12 years ago

bkear* (the k is silent) BOOM

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Baher

by Anonymous 12 years ago

bayir

by Anonymous 12 years ago

BÁR

by Anonymous 12 years ago

bairr

by Anonymous 12 years ago

we're pissing a whole bunch of people off eh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well gee I sure hope so

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who doesn't know how to blow their nose? Other than babies...

by Anonymous 12 years ago