+269 A zombie apocalypse probably wouldn't happen, because before it would escalate too far, the U.S. would probably nuke the hell out of the undead, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And NOTHING beats nukes. It's like the Spock in RPS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Zombies aren't affected by nuclear radiation. If you nuked a zombie, you just created a radioactive walking corpse

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Awesome people with guns would get them before the US had time to respond. [They're not awesome because they have guns, they're awesome because they'd blow the brains out of the living dead.]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...that would make a NORMAL apocalypse, unless the undead live alone in some isolated area far away enough for humans to be unaffected by the destruction and the radiation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago