War is like a huge game of chess. The King is the country we are defending. The Queen is the president. The Rooks and Bishops are the soldiers. The Knights are the spys. And finally, the Pawns are the suicide bombers. amirite?

+171 War is like a huge game of chess. The King is the country we are defending. The Queen is the president. The Rooks and Bishops are the soldiers. The Knights are the spys. And finally, the Pawns are the suicide bombers. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chess was designed to be like war, exept the kings were...kings

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The knight sure wouldn't be a very good spy. It's all jumping around the place and neighing and drawing all sorts of attention.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You never know where they're going to jump

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Suicide Bombers?! I think of foot soldiers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So, if a suicide bomber makes it to the other side of the battlefield, they become they president? That explains how some Middle Eastern leaders came to power; they certainly didn't get there by their intelligence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago