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I don't swear, drink, smoke or do drugs. Shit! My pot just fell into my fucking vodka! amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
...which is sitting on the back of the girl I'm banging :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
And i don't lie.
by Anonymous13 years ago
This is kinda like the one that goes something like ''I don't smoke, drink or swear. Oh shit! I left my fags in the pub!''
I'm not sure whether this is a repost or not o.O
by Anonymous13 years ago
Not intentionally at least, I heard this from a friend...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ok :) Just thought I'd check, because I wasn't sure.
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