+293 I don't swear, drink, smoke or do drugs. Shit! My pot just fell into my fucking vodka! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...which is sitting on the back of the girl I'm banging :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And i don't lie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is kinda like the one that goes something like ''I don't smoke, drink or swear. Oh shit! I left my fags in the pub!'' I'm not sure whether this is a repost or not o.O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not intentionally at least, I heard this from a friend...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok :) Just thought I'd check, because I wasn't sure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago