+545 The phrase "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" didn't really work out for Snow White, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have to admit - the doctor never showed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or for eve

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The apple brought her a prince. Not a doctor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In seventh grade I had two or three apples every day at school, and now I'm mildly allergic to them

by Anonymous 13 years ago