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Also by Epicness+13It's extremely annoying when people are in a foreign country and they start to talk regularly in that accent, amirite?
Also about Relationships+143Anita and Christ sitting in a tree k-I-s-s-I-n-g fist comes love then comes marriage then comes a baby in a baby carriage then comes pain, after that despair, two hearts broken without repair, Christ leaves Anita and takes the tree d-I-v-o-r-c-e, then theirs a trial One wins the child and the others left in denial 10 years later the child is sad f-a-m-i-L-y- i-s-s-u-e-s, amirite?
Also by Epicness+11Sometimes you just want to walk in a Catholic church and scream "JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS NOW PRAISE THE LORD, PRAISE THE LORD, PRAISE THE LORD, PRAISE THE LORD NOW", amirite?
Also about Relationships+163Your grandparents were way hornier than you due to much more limited access to pornography and casual sex. amirite?
Also about Relationships+112𝐌𝐲 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲,
Berry Berry sweet Berry.
I wish to have your taste early
your warm hug in the morning cold
makes me rise so strong and bold
At dawn when all men rise
To examine the stars with the eye of the wise
I long for you,
my sweet berry.
I yell to the winds, “Oh, winds, carry me.”
Carry me to the land of the west
to the place of the beauty and best
Whose love so sweet and better to taste
in both slow motion and sweeter in haste
I miss my Berry, my only Berry
On whose laps am so light to carry.
𝑇𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑒𝑑...