+167 Orange juice and a full nights sleep can cure the majority of ailments, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Except diabetes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or herpes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or the common cold.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or explosive diarrhea.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or cancer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or leprosy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, except that they can't.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To all the comments above: Hence the word "majority".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would think it's actually a minority being that a glass of orange juice does almost nothing for your immune system while you're sick (it's better to use for prevention). It actually causes congestion in some cases and is acidic and might upset your stomach. Viruses don't have cures, and you need antibiotics of some sort to cure any ailment due to bacteria. Most ailments, unless they are one-day bugs, take days to get over, not just a night's sleep. I can't even think of anything it would help "cure" though it might ease the symptoms. Please do let me know if you can think of an ailment that this post applies to.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was just stating that it didn't say "ALL ailments" in the post. And upon further reading of your comment, I agree with you and think the poster should have used minority instead of majority.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, I understand that the poster didn't say ALL. Thanks for seeing my point.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Orange juice gives me gas

by Anonymous 12 years ago

inb4 something about the amirite guy

by Anonymous 12 years ago