+773 Best excuse for when your mom says "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you" is "If no other moms ever said that, would you", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a better one is "yea probably would jump, i just watched all my friends die"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How does that work as an excuse?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the OP meant response

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would, the bodies would soften my fall. I mean, penguins do that all the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dad says that a whole lot more then my mom does.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or "if anyone jumps, there's probably a good reason why they're jumping."

by Anonymous 13 years ago