One time my sister went over to her boyfriend's house and he was really drunk, and when she walked in he asked where his girlfriend was and she was like "I am your girlfriend.." and he's all "No! My girlfriend is prettier than you..." needless to say, they're not together anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't really think it's completely true. People are literally retarded for the duration of the intoxication, so I wouldn't consider their thoughts parallel with their sober ones.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And just sober slips of the tongue are also the truth coming out :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The first time I got drunk I started speaking Italian. It didn't go very well since the only Italian I know is "my name is..." and "I like...". Also I was drunk so I mixed them and what I ended up saying was I like myself. I have no idea why I did it, I've never really thought about Italian while being sober.

by Anonymous 13 years ago