+440 Requirements to be a henchman: be big, dumb, and have terrible aim, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget the whole evil thing... you don't want a bunch of nice guys going... "Aww, I don't want to hurt the little kid"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It also helps if there's some gimmick to them, like having wings or a hunchback or being good at making sammiches. Believe me, I know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago