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So, how is Taylor Swifts song about Jake Gyllenhaal going to go after they break up, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I hope she makes a bubble boy reference
by Anonymous13 years ago
I love Jake Gyllenhaal to death but I can already see it's gonna be Broke Back Mountain.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I can't wait to see her try to rhyme something with "Gyllenhaal."
by Anonymous13 years ago
She'd probably try to rhyme something with Jake. Example: "Oh that Jake, he made my heart break." etc etc and so on.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was the Frank to his Donnie,
But he played me like a pawn-ie
I thought it would be like Brokeback
But he never called me ba-ack
...and I don't know any other movies that star Ja-ake
But I want to scratch his face off with a ra-ake
by Anonymous13 years ago
NEW HIT!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Donnie Darko reference! <3
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh jakey jake jake
I'll stab you with a stake
You are more boring than a stick
And you have a tiny dick
*crowd applause*
PEACE OUT BITCHES!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh Ja-ake
Made my heart bre-eak
why couldn't i see-ee
he was all wrong for MEEEE...
and now i'm feelin' nothin at all
cuz i got bitch-slapped by that Gyllenhaallll...
now i'm in my room
crying my heart out
and now i know at all
i can never be without
THAT DAMN JAKE GYLLENHAAL
by Anonymous13 years ago
It'll be...
"Don't fall for an older guy
I was a foolish girl
One night he put something in my drink,
I woke up with a headache like a rip curl...
I was a foooooooooooooooooooool for himmmmmm
oooh whoa ooooooh!
Love, boy, heartbreak, fairytale, Romeo."
And that's it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Jake Gyllenhaal is so far out of Taylor Swift's league, it's not even funny. I can't wait to hear her next whiny breakup song :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
I can't stand you Jake.
You were a big mistake.
The wall between us is opaque.
Which means you can't see through it if you didn't know.
I think it's time for you to go.
Go make out with Anne Hathaway, you dirty tramp.
Now when I see you my panties aren't damp.
Your face gives me a cramp.
In my heart.
I hated you from the start.
Awful songwriting, FTW.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Why does Taylor Swift have such bad luck with the letter 'j'?
Joe Jonas
John Mayer
Jacob Black a.k.a. Taylor Lautner
Jake Gyllenhaal...
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