+461 So, how is Taylor Swifts song about Jake Gyllenhaal going to go after they break up, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope she makes a bubble boy reference

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love Jake Gyllenhaal to death but I can already see it's gonna be Broke Back Mountain.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't wait to see her try to rhyme something with "Gyllenhaal."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She'd probably try to rhyme something with Jake. Example: "Oh that Jake, he made my heart break." etc etc and so on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was the Frank to his Donnie, But he played me like a pawn-ie I thought it would be like Brokeback But he never called me ba-ack ...and I don't know any other movies that star Ja-ake But I want to scratch his face off with a ra-ake

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NEW HIT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Donnie Darko reference! <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh jakey jake jake I'll stab you with a stake You are more boring than a stick And you have a tiny dick *crowd applause* PEACE OUT BITCHES!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh Ja-ake Made my heart bre-eak why couldn't i see-ee he was all wrong for MEEEE... and now i'm feelin' nothin at all cuz i got bitch-slapped by that Gyllenhaallll... now i'm in my room crying my heart out and now i know at all i can never be without THAT DAMN JAKE GYLLENHAAL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It'll be... "Don't fall for an older guy I was a foolish girl One night he put something in my drink, I woke up with a headache like a rip curl... I was a foooooooooooooooooooool for himmmmmm oooh whoa ooooooh! Love, boy, heartbreak, fairytale, Romeo." And that's it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jake Gyllenhaal is so far out of Taylor Swift's league, it's not even funny. I can't wait to hear her next whiny breakup song :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't stand you Jake. You were a big mistake. The wall between us is opaque. Which means you can't see through it if you didn't know. I think it's time for you to go. Go make out with Anne Hathaway, you dirty tramp. Now when I see you my panties aren't damp. Your face gives me a cramp. In my heart. I hated you from the start. Awful songwriting, FTW.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why does Taylor Swift have such bad luck with the letter 'j'? Joe Jonas John Mayer Jacob Black a.k.a. Taylor Lautner Jake Gyllenhaal...

by Anonymous 13 years ago