+790 Girls: Sometimes you feel bad because you have to pretend to guys that you have your period each month. They probably know it's a myth and that we have them only each couple of years. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If that was true, there would be a lot less teen pregnancy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@847872 (kahleekat): ya... "IF"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jokes on you cause that means by buying new tampons every month for no reason is just a waste of money

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No when we get them we bleed about a gallon an hour, so we stock up during the time when we don't have them so we won't run out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could think of it like that sure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha. You bleed a gallon an hour? Jesus. I don't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would it be a waste of money? We do use the tampons... For certain things that guys don't have knowledge of.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And also for the occasional nose-bleed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is a secret us girls will take to the grave!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why did you reveal the secret?! There's a price on your head now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GOSH!! This was supposed to be a womanly secret..PST. What are we going to blame our angry attitudes on now?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@847999 (Super_sour_diesel): But.. but.. I . . thought the guys already knew it.. Sorry.. Sorry.. At least they don't know our other secret.. Where our second vagina is ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DON'T YOU DARE TELL!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's in your mouth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SHUSH!!!!! if you spill that secret, what will we have left?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You bitch! You will be damned for all eternity for revealing our secret! At least the other secret is still secure...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, we're all going to have to be extra careful not to let slip anything about that delicate matter involving breasts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I said I'm sorry for accidentally revealing our secret... I promise no male will ever discover the other secret.. !

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My boyfriend know's where our second vagina is. He kind of figured it out when he fingered me. Lmao. Forgive me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh shit! He knows where the second one is? I think we'll have to cut his tongue to keep him quiet.. Wait.. No.. A tongue can always be useful ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obviously you guys don't know that we REALLY do have a second vagina. -eye roll- I'm serious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Should this even be aloud on here, dude thats why they call it a secret!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Should you be allowed on here if you can't use the correct form of "allowed"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you just said dude. which makes me think your a guy because most girls i know dont say dude. whatever floats your boat...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really hope this is a joke...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fucking retarded. Grow up bitches, there is no secret and we DO bleed every damn month. Stop trying to copy the original male post like this, you're failing miserably.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how would there be less teen pregnancy? When you're on your period most girls don't have sex plus when your on your period and the day before and after your much less likely to get pregnant because you're shedding the walls of your Uterus.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

there would be less teen pregnancy because you ovulate every month inbetween periods. If you only had your period once every few years, you'd only be ovulating for about three days in that time period and therefore you'd have less chance of pregnancy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't think about that. I guess I should have thought that through better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wasn't there one just like this about men?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha I don't care what you guys think. I'm a girl and I think this is hilarious!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you better not let any of our other secrets slip or else you will get the crap beaten out of you at the next women meeting and don't look ot me for help when it happens because hell i warned you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least the secret about penises is still safe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NIEY MECD SAWRT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP are you a girl or a guy? Iwanttofingeryou??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a girl. Don't bother too much about my username.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool story bro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how on the post about penises all the girls were like "tell me!!" but on this one, the guys don't even give a shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, there's also the fact that this one wasn't phrased like the guys one, and says the "secret" in the actual post. Why would anyone even need to say 'Tell me!' on this one? The response would just be 'Tell you what?'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Iwannafingeryou says Iwannafingeryou" Anyone else see this? Like, what.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

see i always knew it was just an excuse for girls to go batshit crazy once a month

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/449961 We're not that dumb. We know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shhh, girls, shhh! If the guys can keep their secrets, then so can we.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Never telling.): I'll try! But I already told to the 2nd secret to someone on here via message. Opps? The person PROMISED not to tell.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post and the comments are so much less funnier than the original guy version. Girls would never be able to keep a secret like that anyways. We would have found out thousands of years ago.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a girl, and I gotta admit that you're right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You see, you girls let your secret escape like that, but of course, OUR secret is still safe! http://www.amirite.net/442233

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!! Well, at least they don't know about our other secrets, if they did, that would be bad....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do feel kind of bad, but how else would we control them every month?

by Anonymous 13 years ago