Well, obviously we have a Santa in the North Pole. He's climbin' down yo' chimney, droppin' yo' presents off. Bringin' cheer so ya'll need to hang the stockings, deck the halls, and leave some cookies cuz he's visiting errrybody out there. amirite?

You don't have to search for him, he's coming to you! He gonna find you!

What if I was Jewish?

I would be slightly offended and would have to go eat latkaes and spin a dreidel to not feel left out.

You should be ashamed.

These jokes are beginning to feel over-rated.

Anonymous -3Reply

You are so dumb, you are really dumb, for real

Anonymous +13Reply

Win.

inb4more people comment with their own parodies of this.

This user has deactivated their account.

Woah Ant, watch out. She's a mod. She gon' ban you, she gon' ban you.

So you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that, but in an appropriate enough manner that it doesn't get flagged.

Anonymous +13Reply