+162 when opening a fortune cookie you expect something that may be insightful but instead the majority of the time you get something obvious such as "today something will happed," amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Just add "under the sheets" to the end and it becomes more interesting

by Anonymous 14 years ago

One time I got a fortune cookie with nothing in it. I thought that was the day I was gonna die.

by Anonymous 11 years ago