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Also about Education+41Shutting your binder right as the teacher walks by makes them more likely to look. amirite?
Also about walking slowly+638You wonder what happened to zombies walking slowly around saying, BRAAINNSS!!!!!. Nowadays, the zombies will run right up to you. You have no chance. amirite?
Also about people walking+425I'm pretty sure all those obese people walking around saying they are "proud" of who they are, are just talking bullshit. I mean if they were given the opportunity to lose 100 pounds over night they would snatch it like the last cookie in the cookie jar. amirite?
Also about people walking+546Assuming the theory that when we die we come back as another human being is correct, we must have, at some point, ran out of souls because our population is constantly growing. Which would explain the massive amount of stupid, unimaginative, decorous and soul-lacking people walking around. amirite?
Also about quit bitching+283People that lose money to online piracy should quit bitching. Okay, fine, you lost $100,000. Go console yourself by bathing in the $10,000,000 you already have, amirite?
Also about Education+62The hare is quick so its not moving and not easily seen. The tortoise is armored since it's often moving and easily seen. School wants us visible and resilient. amirite?
Also about people walking+523People in cars hate people walking, people walking hate people in cars, and people on bikes hate everybody. amirite?