+345 No, I'm not having kids because I don't feel like having a watermelon-sized creature come crawling out of my vagina in a pool of mucus. Not because I can't find a good boyfriend. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Awesome. I don't understand why some people would consider it odd that woman doesn't want to have children, whether she has a partner or not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd hate for anything to come out of my vagina. I don't have a vagina.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So true :). It seems so PAINFUL!! Like for me, I think babies are so ADORABLE and all that...but the process of having one is just eh. Of course your point is to not have any kids. With me...it might be adopting one or getting a surrogate mother for it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It SEEMS painful because it is. Very painful.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, if they do the shot wrong you can be paralyzed. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yay c-sections!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

C sections are have their downsides too...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HOLY Sh!t!!! You, QuiantPancakes, a celebrity of amirite, has commented on my post! I am not worthy...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you mean a pool of blood?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some people are such wimps.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, please don't use the word "creature" when refering to a human though. Infant is a fine word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm my moms favorite mistake ;P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha... nice... you should really talk to her about that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and I have no problem with the word infant, Its just that whenever I look at a newborn baby, I see a bloody, wrinkly gremlin...but my mind is twisted beyond repair...I'm sorry...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is alright. Just stating that everybody was at that point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, would have been great if your mom had the same opinion(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not mucus, didn't you go to Health class?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

7th grade. Health is an elective. -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you think you looked like when you came out? I'm sure your mom didn't throw you on the ground because you were "fugly."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As good as this post is.. I read this while I was eating =.=

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry to hear that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love being a guy...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As do I haha. Ignorance is bliss.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*puts down half eaten toast and slides plate away* D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i pictured someone giving birth to an actual watermelon >.<

by Anonymous 13 years ago