No, I'm not having kids because I don't feel like having a watermelon-sized creature come crawling out of my vagina in a pool of mucus. Not because I can't find a good boyfriend. Amirite?

I'd hate for anything to come out of my vagina.

I don't have a vagina.

Awesome. I don't understand why some people would consider it odd that woman doesn't want to have children, whether she has a partner or not.

Haha, would have been great if your mom had the same opinion(:

So true :). It seems so PAINFUL!! Like for me, I think babies are so ADORABLE and all that...but the process of having one is just eh. Of course your point is to not have any kids. With me...it might be adopting one or getting a surrogate mother for it.

i pictured someone giving birth to an actual watermelon >.<

It's not mucus, didn't you go to Health class?

As good as this post is.. I read this while I was eating =.=

I love being a guy...

Also, if they do the shot wrong you can be paralyzed. D:

yay c-sections!

What do you think you looked like when you came out? I'm sure your mom didn't throw you on the ground because you were "fugly."

puts down half eaten toast and slides plate away
D:

you mean a pool of blood?

Some people are such wimps.

Okay, please don't use the word "creature" when refering to a human though. Infant is a fine word.