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No, I'm not having kids because I don't feel like having a watermelon-sized creature come crawling out of my vagina in a pool of mucus. Not because I can't find a good boyfriend. Amirite?

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I'd hate for anything to come out of my vagina.

I don't have a vagina.

Whutsurnayms avatar Whutsurnaym Yeah You Are +21Reply

Awesome. I don't understand why some people would consider it odd that woman doesn't want to have children, whether she has a partner or not.

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +14Reply

Haha, would have been great if your mom had the same opinion(:

So true :). It seems so PAINFUL!! Like for me, I think babies are so ADORABLE and all that...but the process of having one is just eh. Of course your point is to not have any kids. With me...it might be adopting one or getting a surrogate mother for it.

Poopies avatar Poopie Yeah You Are +5Reply

i pictured someone giving birth to an actual watermelon >.<

Anonymous +5Reply

It's not mucus, didn't you go to Health class?

As good as this post is.. I read this while I was eating =.=

IEatRices avatar IEatRice Yeah You Are +2Reply

I love being a guy...

SEXY_BEASTs avatar SEXY_BEAST Yeah You Are +1Reply
@SEXY_BEAST I love being a guy...

As do I haha. Ignorance is bliss.

Also, if they do the shot wrong you can be paralyzed. D:

yay c-sections!

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@yay c-sections!

C sections are have their downsides too...

@fatima C sections are have their downsides too...

HOLY Sh!t!!! You, QuiantPancakes, a celebrity of amirite, has commented on my post! I am not worthy...

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I think they're being sarcastic :/

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not as much as you! ;P

What do you think you looked like when you came out? I'm sure your mom didn't throw you on the ground because you were "fugly."

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puts down half eaten toast and slides plate away
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you mean a pool of blood?

Some people are such wimps.

Anonymous -3Reply

Okay, please don't use the word "creature" when refering to a human though. Infant is a fine word.

@XsoulXsnatcherX I'm my moms favorite mistake ;P

Haha... nice... you should really talk to her about that.

@Phil Haha... nice... you should really talk to her about that.

and I have no problem with the word infant, Its just that whenever I look at a newborn baby, I see a bloody, wrinkly gremlin...but my mind is twisted beyond repair...I'm sorry...

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