The First Amendment gives you the right to say whatever you want. The Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it, amirite?

No, retard. It gives you the right to own a gun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. Let joke fly over head. 2. Take joke too seriously. 3. Accuse teller of being a retard. 4. ??? 5. Pofit!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was a stupid joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, this is a stupid joke: Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane. *rimshot*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The First Amendment gives him the right to call you a retard, you hippocrite!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The First Amendment also gives you the right to leave a "to" out of your sentence and spell "hypocrite" wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The misspelling was purposeful, silly goose. And I don't know what you're talking about...I did not omit a "to."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You cheeky bastard, I didn't take the edit button into account.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're English, you dirty minge.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not at all, I'm an Amerifag. I don't even know what a minge is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, well you used "cheeky," so I assumed. Minge is an English term, urbandictionary it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oi, that's dirty. Yeah, I don't even know what "cheeky" means, either. I just like slipping interesting sayings into my speech. I've been looking for a way to sneak "knoodle" into this conversation, but I can't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, you just did. Congratulations, my cock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Phew, I was worried that wouldn't count.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh I didn't realize you were a cocksucker maybe you should just go kill yourself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I don't need any amendment to allow me to insult you because you are obviously an idiot. It's HYPOCRITE not hippocrite; this is also obviously a terrible misspelling and not a typo. Ironically you were insulting someone's intelligence although yours is blatantly sub par.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lolwut. I r rly smart.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shut up Meg.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually, if you're going to be all correct and stuff, it's more about a country having the right to have a military than someone having the right to own a gun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well... there are lots of exceptions to the first amendment. So you can't say ANYTHING you want.. but close. :) But the joke was funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

New York has banned the word "nigger".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is a perfect example of American hypocrisy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

*BANG*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Silly Americans, guns are for protecting not killing cause that person goes against something you believe or disbelieve

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay we can settle down now...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ow u shot me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, no, no. It gives you the right to BEAR arms. Like the arms of a bear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the 6th amendment gives you the right to a fair trial after you do.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The 1st amendment gives you the right of free speech as long as its not threatening. The second amendment is the right to bear arm. Not to shoot someone who voices am opinion you disagree with

by Anonymous 11 years ago