+455 Snowmen shouldn't wear scarves, hats, mittens, etc. because they're made of snow. Snowmen wearing scarves/hats/mittens are probably suicidal, which says a lot about the snowman community, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's sorta like an oxymoron.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A fatal oxymoron.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, Mythbusters proved that a snowman wearing a coat melted slower than a naked one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So, this presents three possibilities: 1. The snowmen aren't really suicidal. 2. The snowmen suck at suicide. 3. The snowmen haven't seen Mythbusters yet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's what I was going to say lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Christmas Special 06

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually it does the exact oppisite. it keeps the cold in like it does the heat for us. its like insulation in the summer vs winter

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It keeps out heat... drrrrr

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Scarves, hats' etc. do not magically make heat. They trap the heat, or lack thereof, of whatever's beneath them inside. Humans are heated beings, therefore they trap our heat. Snowmen are cold, therefore they trap the cold.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Clothes aren't warm.... they're insulating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

On a snowman, as a representation of a person, it's signifying the idea of keeping warm. So while the snow part is in theory insulated and kept cold, the message is perhaps colder.

by Anonymous 4 years ago