+259 In the sideview mirrors of cars in Nascar, instead of it saying " Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" they should say "objects in mirror are losing." Better yet, all car mirrors should have that, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, because the same idiot who sues McDonalds because their coffee is too hot and they weren't warned would sue the car company for not telling them the objects in the mirror were closer than thought.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well how about putting a "and" then the aforementioned statement there? that way people can have the fun of whipping ass and idiots can't sue

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This should be homepaged...

by Anonymous 13 years ago