creationism is a lot like Santa Claus: Although there is a different theory with much more evidence supporting it, some people still believe in it because it would be really cool if it was true, amirite?
Well if you look really closely, you would see that Santa Claus often has the same handwriting and uses the same wrapping paper as your parents. Also, you can look on Google Earth and see that there's nothing at the North Pole but ice. Also, it's impossible to manufacture toys for 2 billion plus people and deliver them in one night. But don't take my word for it, stay up past your bedtime next Christmas and you can probably catch your parents in the act.
Well, actually, Santa is just incredibly technologically advanced. He can stop time for all of Christmas, and easily break into the homes. He also has hidden his encampment and taken it off of Google earth, and any satellite. Oh, and anyone looking for him has his memory erased.
And he fashions toys all year long. And no, it definitely wasn't my parents.
It would be cool wouldn't it.
I love this post
I bet this will be on the homepage.
Yeah, what (legitimate) evidence supports the other theory, exactly?
Well if you look really closely, you would see that Santa Claus often has the same handwriting and uses the same wrapping paper as your parents. Also, you can look on Google Earth and see that there's nothing at the North Pole but ice. Also, it's impossible to manufacture toys for 2 billion plus people and deliver them in one night. But don't take my word for it, stay up past your bedtime next Christmas and you can probably catch your parents in the act.
Well, actually, Santa is just incredibly technologically advanced. He can stop time for all of Christmas, and easily break into the homes. He also has hidden his encampment and taken it off of Google earth, and any satellite. Oh, and anyone looking for him has his memory erased.
And he fashions toys all year long. And no, it definitely wasn't my parents.
Lol I half expected you to type like 19 theses that take up 4 comments...
It could be brought down to three with enough work...
Ross...I thought you were a Christian.....