+689 Santa can fly around with presents for 6 billion people, but I can't bring my shampoo on the plane? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone knows that getting shampoo in your eyes stings, redendering it a powerful object for hijacking a plane.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Santa doesn't fly with commercial airlines.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, but I'm not going to use Axe once I get to my dad's house. :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago