When that happens, I take the can home and then swab some of the bacteria out. I culture these bacteria in a petri dish until I have millions. I then swallow the petri dish padding while masturbating to said hot person.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's hot

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If they're hot that just makes it more likely that someone elses saliva is all over their mouth. So now it's not just their germs all over your can, but other random people's too. =)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not all hot people spend their time making out with other people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Disagreed purely because all the "Hot" and/or "Sexy" people in my school all have STDs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago