Santa is obviously Canadian... He wears red and white, and he's extremely nice to people for no reason, amirite?

inb4 some retard says "well yeah the north pole is in Canada so obvious post is obvious lulz"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the 'inb4' thing is just about as bad as the person who would have made that point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i never think of canadians as really nice people. just people who club seals for fun and eat sliced ham.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...and live in igloos.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hey, santa lives in an igloo. trust me, i stalked him once.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait...American's don't eat sliced ham?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they do, obviously. i just imagine canadians always eating sliced ham. probably because my aunt is canadian and her and all her neighbors and stuff always serve sliced ham at parties and stuff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah canadians have a rep for being stuck up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Truth hurts. Ranked in a national survey of "unfriendliest" countries.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

except we give him milk in cups, not bags and we don't give him syrup-covered bacon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just to clarify, I live in Canada and I have never seen a milk bag before!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We don't drink directly from the bag hahahah! stupid people...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sanata is actually legally a Canadian citizen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His postal code is H0H 0H0

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, my grandmother is canadian- which makes me Half and I'm extremely nice to people, but i don't get the same recognition as Santa does, I try to sneak down people's chimney, but instead of milk and cookies, i've got the cops and a restraining order. yeah, uhuh, merry christmas to you too...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

u can't be half canadian imbecile

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i am of Canadian decent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"canadian" is not an ethnicity... Neither is american

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, by decent, I mean My mother's side of the family are Canadian citizens... wasn't really referring to an ethnicity. Besides... I was just saying "half-canadian" to make the joke. -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I misread this at first and thought it was about Satan. I was confused for a good 5 minutes trying to figure out why all the comments were about Santa...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahaha, so did I..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So many things wrong here Not all Canadians club baby seals, just like not all Americans hunt whales. The milk comes in the bag. We don't drink the whole bag we pour it into a glass. Like a carton. And sliced ham? I don't even know what you're talking about. Maybe you people should look up something you decide to bash.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*jokes*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Americans hunt whales? never heard that one before...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love this post, also, theres a tim hortons commercial going on right now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think someone already said it, but canada was the first country to claim santa as a citizen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago