Whenever someone asks me "asl ;)" or something along the lines that they makes them appear to be a creeper, I reply "157 hermaphrodite mars. You interested? ;)" That way the pedos leave and the awesome people continue an awesome conversation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I write 18 fm and california(not where I live) then they ask what's fm and I tell them im female... with a penis

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stranger: r u horny?? You: No, but I have a unicorn out back if you want a ride. Your conversational partner has disconnected. That's a real one I had once.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stranger: Where ya frum?... Me: My mom's vagina. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Way to tell people our secret! Now us pedos need somewhere else to go!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my house;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mmkay :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago