+867 We've all been in a situation where we've thought "this would only happen to me,", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only I would have the first comment!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only I would have the second comment on this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only I could fall out of bed, hit my arm on the dresser, burn aforementioned arm with a straightener, and forgot a lab all within an hour.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only I would have six nipples.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only I could get a paper cut on a bag of Sour Patch Kids and think only that could happen to me while reading this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only I could be worried about something leading me to say that I'm going to kill a certain person and end up having that person right behind me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only I can be me

by Anonymous 13 years ago