+402 You hate it when you're with MC Hammer and he won't let you touch anything, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

while i dont normally get annoyed at facebook groups being posted on here, this has been done to death. EVERYWHERE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Oh het Mc Ham-" "Can't touch this!" "-Er...uh so hows your day been-" "Can't touch this!" "Uhh...yeah Ok, so do you wanna get something to eat?" "Can't touch this!" "...How bout some doritos?" "Can't touch this!" "Actually I can..this is my hous-" "Can't touch this!" "You know what! I can touch anything i damn feel like touchi-" "Can't touch this!" "Uhh okay thats it..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really feel that he should see someone about those boundary issues

by Anonymous 13 years ago