+351 It's dumb when 20 bad guys shoot at the "badass secret agent" with automatic machine guns and never hit him, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Arrghh!!! God damnit!!! Stop standing still so I can hit you!!!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't know pirates owned guns.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, somehow I think I'd rather see said badass secret agent make it then spend the other hour and 50 minutes of the movie watching his friends and family mourn around his torn-up body.

by Anonymous 12 years ago