+274 John Bender is someone you would want to be on good terms with...I mean, the guy has a mini guillotine in his locker, he can light matches off of his teeth, and he's just a straight up badass, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Be on good terms with, but generally avoid, I don't think he'd like me...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahaha theres a guy at my church with that name. Hes a bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I find it hard to believe that all 62 people who agreed with this actually know who you are talking about.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know why they wouldn't...but you're probably right lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Breakfast Club <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its my favorite :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same here :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why did i read this as "justin bieber"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Be ashamed of yourself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha! Exactly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and namesake of Bender Bending Rodriguez

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If I could find a real life John Bender, I would rape him and then force him to marry me. My favorite scenes are the basketball one, and the one with the quote "What would you do if your weed was on fire?" "well, that's impossible sir because it's in Johnson's underpants."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"what if your house...no, what if your dope was on fire?" "Impossible sir, its in Johnsons underpants" Hahah! That's one of my favorite parts :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah or when he is crawling in the ceiling tellin himself that joke. And when they all get baked and start dancing with each other. Ahhh good movie.... Don't you, forget about me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago