+238 Rednecks: Your GPA is equal to the number of teeth you have, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If that means I have four and a half teeth....THEN HURR DURR YEAYUH IT DUZ.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But you're not a redneck, are you D: This only applies to rednecks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol read mah bio ah made a shout out tuh NASCAR

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nascar D: It's okay, we can still be best friends forever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aight. Cool..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:D?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly! Btw I read your bio and you are awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We've been over this before -_____-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Remember? We had a long discussion on acoustic vs electric guitars? I got banned for being offensive and trolling or some crap like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AH YESS. xD I do not recognize you because of your profile pic Dx

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hi friend :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, my neighbors are pretty redneck, and they have full sets of teeth. Does that mean the oldest son has a GPA of 32? That's really impressive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's impressive is that redneck of yours has more than 2 teeth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

rednecks would have really high gpa's, because just because you have an accent and live down south doesnt mean you dont have hygiene, or teeth. this post is ridiculous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do they have shift keys in the south?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMAO!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i wouldnt know, i live on the east coast :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet you're fat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fortunately, im not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post never specifically said that people in the South were rednecks, or that they didn't "have hygiene or teeth." Lighten up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

however this post did imply that rednecks may have a small amount of teeth, or a different amount of teeth than someone who is not a "redneck".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're obviously not a redneck. Just a poser

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOU CAUGHT ME!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are fat

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sure

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly. This post said that about rednecks, not Southerners, making your complaints invalid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well where are rednecks from then? because wherever they are, im sure they have a normal amount of teeth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stop being fat

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sure

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i knowww, righttt? BTW, down here in the south we have extremely educated people, because our school systems are small so we have time to focus in on one student at a time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok, listen up, i am a redneck, and i am proud of that, but i am the smartest kid in most of my AP classes and that does include the asain kids, and btw, im in the Plano school district and that is the best one in Texas. oh and i do speak more languages fluently than most of yall.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. "yall"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoa, run-on sentence and comma galore. If you want to argue that you are "the smartest kid [in your classes]" (even the "asains") you could try using better grammar and punctuation, cowboy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would believe you if you used proper grammar and spelling.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm from Alabama. Everyone has a full set of teeth. So we must be some damn smart people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i mean seriously, i don't think people from jersey are retarded cus of jersey shore..... i just think the people *on jersey shore are stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think this post would have been funnier if it said IQ instead of GPA.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If it was IQ, and some rednecks have a full set of teeth then wouldn't yalls IQ be the same... ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Y'all best not be tootin my horns

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, because only rednecks teeth decide their IQ. The rest of us use our strands of hair, or red blood cells. Heh heh, I'm must kidding. I don't think anyone's more stupid than anyone else just because they're from the South. MAYYYbe if they can't keep all their teeth. Maybe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Although I don't consider myself a redneck, many people probably do. I make straight A's and could be in all AP classes if I so chose; however I am involved in a lot of extracurricular activities and don't really have time to take a ton of hard classes. I have been in GT since kindergarten. Don't go making generalizations about "rednecks."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where are you from, like the region?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Floor rider

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Master choose its

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait, which one? I am a tad confused here...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Goly gee I got me 4 teef, must be purdy darn smart. But seriously, I know quite a few rednecks. They're intelligent and friendly people. That stereotype is ridiculously outdated anyway. Oh, and fuck anyone who hates on the word "yall". :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(:)): hop off my shit fatty

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^Hahaha that's the best you got? Shame. Like the feeling your mother had the day you were born.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, my best friend lives in texas and she is very smart. these people are ignorant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago