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How to get laid: Lay on bed. Wait 2 hours. Lay becomes past tense, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lololololololol
by Anonymous13 years ago
That would be "layed".
by Anonymous13 years ago
No, it wouldn't. Well, wait. Yeah, i guess it would be wrong, and should be "lay" not laid. OP said "lay" on a bed, but he meant "LIE" on a bed. And the past of lie is "lay." And the past of "lay" is "laid."
So confusing!
http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/lay-versus-lie.aspx
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's a confusing word.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well I think technically, when you say "lie" you're talking about saying something untrue. Lay is the present tense of the thing you do when you sleep. :P (I'm trying to explain without saying lay or lie) And then laid is the past tense of lay. Lied is the past tense of lie, but that means the type of lie you tell.
by Anonymous13 years ago
No... You're just....
by Anonymous13 years ago
Okay, I'm just repeating what I've been told before.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well you've been told completely incorrectly. Read my link.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I know, I just read it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Right. "Lay" is never applicable to a human (who isn't bound or dead).
Lie is only applicable to things capable of moving on their own.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Why 2 hours?
by Anonymous13 years ago
To make it official..?
Didn't you know? It takes approximately 2 hours for all present tense verbs to morph into past tense verbs. In that time they go through the transformation. Kids these days...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hahaha. [: "To make it official" -> i like it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You could wait 1 second and it would be past tense....
by Anonymous13 years ago
Don't dissect the joke! The idea is funny.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Problem, horny people? *trollface*
by Anonymous13 years ago
Even if that was right (it's LIE not LAY, and LAY not LAID) it would be having laid, not getting laid. Simple grammar.
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