You may think you gave your kid a cute and original name, but think of their future. No one will take them seriously in the real world if they have a ridiculous name, amirite?

+355 You may think you gave your kid a cute and original name, but think of their future. No one will take them seriously in the real world if they have a ridiculous name, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

like Penisdominatoria

by Anonymous 13 years ago

would something like llama-circle-green-fire be original

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Worse stil Jeasrieuhafkas pronounced 'Jess'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My best friend's mom was going to call him 'Gate'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's his name now? I was born in Russia, so my parents named me Olga. I was almost Christina. Almost.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They called him Francis. If I was him, I'd have preferred Gate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, that's a little... I'd prefer Gate too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know a kid named gates

by Anonymous 13 years ago

me too.. Bill Gates. der.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I meant first name. der.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom has a little girl in her kindergarten class named Abcde. It's pronounced ab-si-dy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be cute if it was spelled Absidy. . . But yeah. ono

And La-a.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've actually heard that name before, this is what the world is coming to

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chandler Bing, anyone??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ben Dover

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My middle name is Win. I am serious. Win is my middle name, and no one ever believes me, rendering the joke invalid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There was a black kid in my algebra class in high school named master. Wtf.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(.-_-.): There was this black kid in my elementary school whose name was Paradise, and his sister was named Princess.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(.-_-.): @929824 (Sexy clam chowder): I have a girl named Princess too at my school. Her sister is Spyrnkle. I find it a little worrying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel bad for them. Like what if they're really smart and stuff, and want to be lawyers or something? There aren't many respectable law firms that will hire someone named Princess

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Sexy clam chowder): Legally change their name to something respectable when they turn 18?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Changing your name isn't that easy. Psychologically. But yeah, they could.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Sexy clam chowder): A lawyer at my mom's office was named Bunny... but they fired her.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(.-_-.): Let's hope his last name isn't "Bates".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about 'Bandit-Lee' as a girls name?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a kid in my school whose name is king and his sisters name is queen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Curtesha anyone?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GIBBY! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cornesha. Oh...the names Black women will give their children.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obameesha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bicentenial

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My name's Sylver. My middle name's Moon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a kid in my class whose last name is Chugantepatti, pronounced Chug-on-de-potty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My little sister's friend's mom is actually called 'Good News'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago