Through the power of modern medicine any ailment can be cured with a simple pill. However, there is a catch. The pain will have to be relocated elsewhere in the body. Want a pill for migraines? Ok, but there'll be joint pain. Want a pill for backaches? Ok, but your ears will ring for...

+318 Through the power of modern medicine any ailment can be cured with a simple pill. However, there is a catch. The pain will have to be relocated elsewhere in the body. Want a pill for migraines? Ok, but there'll be joint pain. Want a pill for backaches? Ok, but your ears will ring for hours. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cure for depression? Side effect of death.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thanks for reminding me to take my omegas! and side effects include gagging

by Anonymous 13 years ago