If we can evolve from a monkey into a human being, why can't dogs just evolve to the point where they can open doors by themselves so we don't have to get up 30 times to keep letting them in and out of the house, amirite?

+249 If we can evolve from a monkey into a human being, why can't dogs just evolve to the point where they can open doors by themselves so we don't have to get up 30 times to keep letting them in and out of the house, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4: Scrantoncity

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I lol'd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We didn't evolve from monkeys, you silly goose.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omgz evolution isn't real!!!1!!111!!!...not starting an argument?....fuck it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because dogs would make us their bitches and we would be screwed. Of course~

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friends dog could open doors O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They have no need to evolve. They would lose the help of their human slaves then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i always thought dogs loved the company though. now, if CATS could open doors without humans, they wouldn't need human slaves for anything anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If they could open doors, do you honestly think they would still wanna be our pets? Lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well if you left them in a room with nothing but food, water, each other, and a bunch of doors, and then left them there for a few million years to breed, it would probably happen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago