If you're supposedly supposed to replace your mattress every 8 years, why do they give you a lifetime warranty? amirite?

+275 If you're supposedly supposed to replace your mattress every 8 years, why do they give you a lifetime warranty? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I suppose they shouldn't do that then. ...supposedly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's all part of the mattress company's evil plan to kill you secretly in your sleep after 8 years of you using their mattress. ...Or... something like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago