On every toy advertisement, they should have a warning label, "Warning! Product seems about 1,000,000x cooler on the commercial, real product will most likely suck cock", amirite?

+472 On every toy advertisement, they should have a warning label, "Warning! Product seems about 1,000,000x cooler on the commercial, real product will most likely suck cock", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then people (guys) would still buy it, with the wrong expectations and end up disappointed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Five year old: "Mommy, what does 'suck cock' mean?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd buy a product that sucked cock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if i bought something and it just started to suck my cock id be pretty amazed and not very dissapointed

by Anonymous 13 years ago