Also about swiss army+178When you first saw swiss army knifes, you thought they were the coolest thing ever, amirite?
Also about swiss army knife+282You hear way more about the Swiss army knife than the actual Swiss army, amirite?
Also by iwasboredonwednesday+10Every time someone ends a comment with "...", it seems like they're about to say something important and just trail off, it is really annoying and.................. amirite?
Also about swiss army+2A Swiss Army Lightsaber is cooler than a regular boring one: "Oooh lookitmeh, I can cut stuff in half!" Whoop de frakin do. But will it blend? Didn't think so, amirite?
Also about swiss army knife+1,000The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.", amirite?
Also by iwasboredonwednesday+15Why do people post anonymously, if I were to get on the homepage, (Which I pray for to happen) I would like to take credit for it. amirite?
Also about swiss army knife+319If Switzerland is neutral then why is there a Swiss army knife? amirite?
Also by iwasboredonwednesday+13You've probably seen some old girlfriend/boyfriend on facebook and are extremely glad you are no longer with that person because you probably would've strangled them by now, amirite?
Also about swiss army+9Swiss Army knives would be nothing without the little scissors on them, amirite?
Also about swiss army knife+619Google is like the swiss army knife of websites, amirite?