Guys: My girlfriend gives me sex twice a day. You're jealous, amirite?

Everyone who says no way is either a nun or a lier....or 12 years of age or under....lots of "or"s.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or a girl lol look at the whp voted thing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A male nun, eh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or a Christian, or somebody who doesn't want to get a girl pregnant out of wedlock, or contract an STD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

also, it's liar

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't know this was mylifeisbro.com

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or mylifeisho.com

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My left hand gives me sex four times a day. You're jealous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LEFT hand? Kinky..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Leftys unite!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahh haha. Try masturbating with your non dominant hand. Incredibly frustrating, for a girl at least

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your gf gives me sex once a week, so I'm good..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your mum gives me and just about every else twice as much as that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your right hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i like how some of the poeple that voted are girls

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My girlfriend gives me head on command

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats weird, your girlfriend does the same for me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

good one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, although not entirely creative i figured the comment was appropriate. its a simply formula with the main goal to have everything equal out to zero. for example: RC (retarded comment) + 1/2 times the square root of BC (basic comeback) = 0 minus TOOC (The overuse of comeback) if you do the math correctly you should end up with 0.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Slightly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol me and my boyfriend invite other women in the bedroom five times a day. I bet you're jealous, OP

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only twice?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How the fuck is there ANY no ways? Fucking women ruin everything. Hey cunts, this post says "guys" so don't vote..... Becausae any guy would be jealous

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I recently lost my iPod touch, I got it in December of 2010 but I never registered it. Can I still find the serial number or trace it? Since you think you're such a genius and figured everything out, you should click and see who disagreed. There are guys on there too and the situation can be different for them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Most guys are jealous of your ABILITY to have sex twice a day! If your girlfriend asks for sex twice a day, there are three possible reasons: She has PGAS (persistent genital arousal syndrome) She has an infection, causing her genitals to itch, & need “scratching” She is trying to kill you! (Check she hasn’t taken out a life insurance policy on you!)

by Anonymous 1 year ago