Your stomach makes noises that sound more like an alien creature trying to communicate with the human race than an internal organ processing food, amirite?

Ffs, so many of my posts are getting homepage'd now. I look like a douche. D:

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I had to

Wrong - it sounds like aliens committing suicide

just as I began reading this, my stomach started making noises haha

I love your posts, Rocky! :D