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Pokemon is totally homophobic. Why can't another female pokemon fall in love with my Clefairy, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hmmm. Ya gotta admit, the fact that there can be male Clefairies sets a pretty strong case that those Pokeman bat for the other team.
by Anonymous13 years ago
And male Gardevoirs...
by Anonymous13 years ago
And Jigglypuffs...
by Anonymous13 years ago
i guess they don't want to make 10 year olds gay
by Anonymous13 years ago
What is your reasoning behind this? Two of my Pokemon of the same sex fell in love. I like penis, now.
by Anonymous13 years ago
LOL
Reminds me of The Simpsons Movie. Bart goes past naked, and Ralph says that he likes boys now.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's more of a strategic thing than a homophobic thing... it'd be too easy if you could make any Pokemon fall in love with yours and unable to attack them.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I get what you're saying, but if pokemon were 100% realistic to the variations and behaviors of our earth animals, then the games wouldn't be done for about 10 years, since every pokemon, even of the same exact kind would all have to have about 50 different sized/colored sprites. That isn't even to mention the programming involved in passing down different physical traits of both parents. Heck, add another 10 years of programming for all the different combinations of pokemon to breed making a new one (E.G Skitty + Wailord = Skitlord). It's better to just program in what's actually practical to the game, and homosexuality amongst pokemon is not a practical game mechanic.... I'm taking this way too seriously, aren't I?
by Anonymous13 years ago
You would've been good with just that last sentence. Anyway, I agree.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I hate how people overuse and misuse the word homophobic. A phobia is a fear. You don't have to be afraid of someone in order to dislike or discriminate against them.
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