+412 Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there? Yeah, well I don't have a good neighbor. Their dog shits all over my lawn, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

which good neighbor? the one who only comes out for mail? the one who is unknown? the redneck ones? the one who just says hi?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or the one who blasts crappy music all night?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dinkleberg...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

statefarm says like A good neighbor, not YOUR neighbor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just shut up, and enjoy the post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

too late.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For a sec I thought said your neighbor shits on your lawn. Not the dog. I was temporarily confused and let out an awkward chuckle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My neighbors are creepy d

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I started to read it in a sing-songy voice, then the question mark just made it akward...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My neighbor's dog totally does shit on my lawn. And my other neighbors have a really loud bug zapper. Neighbors fuckin suck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea well I don't even have neighbors. Lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait i think Statefarm lives in Mr.Roger's Neighborhood because nothing is bad there

by Anonymous 13 years ago