+310 If you ask for coal for Christmas, and you're naughty, what do you get, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mmmmm indeed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nothing, for being a smartass too Santa

by Anonymous 13 years ago

then you obviously get coal? it's a one-way street? Stop trying to be a smartass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A rotton potato.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nothing ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AIDS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Charcoal?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My cousin legitimately tormented me by asking me this question when I was like 4. I think my answer was "umm...the opposite of coal...so gold", and then she laughed and said that would be good too. I was angry at her determination to get on the naughty list. Now that I think about it, though, I have to agree with the first commenter, they would probably just get a stocking full of crap.

by Anonymous 13 years ago