My cousin legitimately tormented me by asking me this question when I was like 4. I think my answer was "umm...the opposite of coal...so gold", and then she laughed and said that would be good too. I was angry at her determination to get on the naughty list. Now that I think about it, though, I have to agree with the first commenter, they would probably just get a stocking full of crap.
AIDS.
Shit.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmm indeed.
Nothing, for being a smartass too Santa
A rotton potato.
Nothing ?
Charcoal?
My cousin legitimately tormented me by asking me this question when I was like 4. I think my answer was "umm...the opposite of coal...so gold", and then she laughed and said that would be good too. I was angry at her determination to get on the naughty list. Now that I think about it, though, I have to agree with the first commenter, they would probably just get a stocking full of crap.
then you obviously get coal?
it's a one-way street?
Stop trying to be a smartass.